I am a teen stereotype
Not the type of teen to sport a stereo
I am but that’s not the point
The point of this lyrical spit
Is to reassure the point that people think I
Am shit
The type of shit that would
Pick your pocket
Sell you drugs
Boost your car
And lift your radio
All in a 15 minute period
Because I am a teen stereotype
So when you see me
Lock your doors
Hide the kids
And cover your ears
Cause I am a teen stereotype
Just because I sag my drawers
And say words like “sho nuff” and “yo”
I am a teen stereotype
Forget about my
College reading level
My A+ in geometry
And my want to save the world
I am a teen stereotype
So pass me off just like the others
I am the kid your counselor warned you about
I live for sex, drugs and rock n’ roll
I come to school just for lunch
I make lil kids cry
I am the columbine recruit
In class I catch more Z’s than 
Rip Van Winkles 12 narcolepsy seminar
I am a teen stereotype
I don’t want your lunch money
I got my own
You ever tried talking to me?
Didn’t think so
Cause I am a teen stereotype
All you look at is my nicotine addiction
My love for hip hop
And my belt buckle
Which is so conveniently located at my 
mid thigh
I am a teen stereotype